Television Celebrity Chefs G Garvin
I like watching the Food Network and other cooking shows, especially when the men are cooking. I loved Emeril’s throwing down his BAM all over the place! I loved that cute white boy Tyler Florence and his grilling everything and I loved Bobby Flay as well. As for the ladies: Paula Deen is at the top of my list because she cooks everything with a pound of butter! Your know your mouth watered when she threw another stick of butter in that pan! You know it wasn’t right, but … Then there is Rachel Ray and she is just as cute as could be with her cooking slangs EVOO (look it up if you don’t know). Then there’s Ina Garten who won’t cook if there’s no flavor in it, and if she can’t invite just ANYBODY to come and eat with her! They all are just fun to watch!
Television Celebrity Chef Big Daddy
The thing about them also is I trust their culinary skills. I believe they CAN cook, not necessarily because I see what ingredients they use and what not, because any ingredients could look like they add up to something good. The reason I trust them is simple. They all have got some meat on their bones. It’s that simple y’all. They’re all pleasingly plump, thick and stuff like that. That’s why I trust that they can cook.
Now there’s Sandra Lee and she cooks as well. Her forte is using store bought items and jazzing them up. She might use store bought pudding, but she’ll add cinnamon and vanilla to it to ratchet it up in flavor. This saves time and effort. There’s a problem though. She’s as skinny as a stick figure. I like her idea of using store bought products and jazzing them up, and using store bought pudding and adding vanilla to it SEEMS good, but I don’t trust her. Don’t trust her cooking. My reasoning? She’s got no meat on her bones. It is what it is.
Soooo with that as my criteria, let me talk about two extra fine brothers who burn in the kitchen! Both of my husbands knew what to do in the kitchen and you can’t be with me if you don’t! But I digress.
The two fine brothers I’m talking about are G. Garvin and Big Daddy! These men can really tear up in the kitchen! I like watching them add their ingredients and blend and brag it up, and taste and brag it up even more, and I love all of that swagger that they bring with it! But it all comes down to one thing: BAM!
I notice the key ingredient. That BOTH of these fine brothers have put on weight since they started their shows. I don’t know when G. Garvin started on TV One, but I know that Big Daddy started on the Food Network a mere two years ago. And Big Daddy has already filled out quite nicely, with a nice round pot roast belly! So I KNOW his food is off da hook! I haven’t seen G Garvin’s show in a while but last time I did, he was quite plump himself!
So you see my peeps, this is how you can tell if someone can cook. There’s got to be evidence that they are eating! Got to have some meat on the bones! (I know it could be that they’re eating somebody else’s food, but let me have my fantasy, please)
One thing I know for sure: These brothers can throw down in the kitchen! 😉